Can you believe it?! My chubby orange tabby turns out to be a reclusive cat immortal! She gives me a Cat Deity Island to cultivate on—and says she's going to pull down the Celestial River from the Ninth Heaven to cleanse my marrow?! Cat Deity, are you for real?! Other people's cultivation journey: joining sects, riding clouds, exploring mystic realms. My cultivation journey: hanging out in the park, petting my fat cat, and staring at a lake, trying to spot the Celestial River.
